Sunday, 10 June 2007

A day in the life of...

Get all of your breaking entertainment news HERE! Or flick to channel 11 on Sky. Or open any major daily to the international section. Maybe just watch Fox for a little.

Ignore the G-8 Summit. Forget about the state of the economy. Nothing much is happening.
Except for the fact that Paris Hilton's going back to jail to serve her entire 45 sentence of breaching the parole conditions of her reckless driving conviction.

Yeah sure, it's all a little sad that a princess has to spend some time in a correctional facility, but the convergence of helicopters on the Hilton estate only goes to show how far evolution has subsided. Alas my friends, the ape must surely be upon us.

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