All Quiet on the Western Front

I know it's hard to believe, but friends, the Cold War is resuming. For all of you too young to remember it (and I can only remember the last six or seven years), the Iron Curtain gave us all the stability of mutually assured destruction. Good ol' Radio New Zealand wants all to recall the glory years when you were better dead than red.

With any luck, next year will see the revival of the dancing cossacks. Glory days.